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Name: Jasminecake
Gender: Female


Interests: Hello Kitty, Sailor Moon, buying shit I don't need, finding new music that doesn't suck, going to shows, having fun, supporting YOUR band, and eating food.




Expertise: Making fun of things
Occupation: Smooth-talker
Industry: Your butthole

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Member Since: 7/26/2006

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Kiss Hank's ass, or he'll kick the shit out of you.


Monday, September 17, 2007

Dear xanga,
In the past few weeks:

I have met my family,
I have gotten a new boyfriend,
I have gotten fat,
I have gotten lazier,
I have reached nirvana.



Thursday, August 09, 2007

Hmmm I leave for Alaska here in a few hours.
Me and Dillon kissed the other night! 
My stepdad keeps throwing fits.  Like I called him a jerk earlier and he got pissed and refused to take us out to lunch.  But I totally had a reason to.  He was making fun of Joe.  No one makes fun of Joe around me unless they want a good stern name-callin'.

I got a haircut and my nails done yay


Sunday, August 05, 2007

Currently Listening
Person Pitch
By Panda Bear
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Hmm.  I was thinking earlier...
I'm glad I made some new friends over the summer.
Well not "new" but some good acquaintances, I talk to them more now.
Because everyone else either moved away or kinda just sucked.
So I'm happy.

So last night I had lots of fun, up until the end of the night where it got kinda weird...
But that was no fault of mine, haha.
I hung out with Dillon and his friends, blah blah we had fun,
When I was going home I was so "out of it" that I couldn't remember where I lived,
Which is really funny (to me) in hindsight.
It's seriously the weirdest feeling in the world, where you just have no idea.
I also forgot how to talk.  I think they think I was mad or something.
But I wasn't.  I just forgot how to talk.

Ahhh.
"PB" didn't happen.

Today was the last day of driver's ed thank gooooooooooooooooddddd.
I'm just gonna do drive times when I get back from the tundra.
I leave on Thursday!  I'm so excited!
I need to like but a jacket though, because I don't have one.

Sigh.  I suck at everything.


"I want to see a picture of you balancing milk on your head, or drinking it"



The Poketournament at Gamestop


Me and Daniel on the phone singing songs

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Oh man today was the shittiest day ever
My mom sucks.


Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Currently Listening
Sung Tongs
By Animal Collective
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I really really really hope my mom lets me go over to Dillon's today.
It would be SO! nice if she was just cool for a second. 
I didn't sleeeeeeep tonight so hopefully I can get back on track. 
This whole satying up all night / sleeping all day thing isn't working for me.
Ew I have to go to driving school at 8 in the morning! 
On a SATURDAY!
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Ahh yeah that whole going over to his house thing didn't work out,
Transportation problem.
And I am tired as fuck.
I drove home again today and I did a good job I think!
I'm feeling weird, because there's something I want right now,
But if anyone knew I wanted it I'd feel like a creep.

Creeeeeeeeep.




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